White Trash News Flash

A stripper ruins a bachelor party, and a woman tries to burn down a lingerie store.

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A woman is attacked by a duck, and a man puts soap in his girlfriend's mouth.

A man hijacks a car to get his girlfriend to the hospital, and a woman hits a man with a hammer during relations.

A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and neighbors battle over gospel music.

A man is caught stealing hay, and a man is busted for relations...with a donkey.

A dog shoots his owner, and the fire department responds to a fire at the strip club.

A man tries to use a stolen credit card, and a man gets in an altercation with a raccoon.